Borzois & Bevuardos
 (or 'Kiss That Steak Slice Goodbye')


  Life isn’t easy for Archipelago Smith. He’s struggling through a 
  degree course at a lower-tier British university, in a country 
  between governments and with few prospects, trying to hold down 
  a part-time job teaching local children about money.

  Now his good friend Jim has gone missing and so, with little ability 
  or intelligence, Archie decides to investigate. His quest will take in 
  a rogue pet psychologist, conspiracies on a grand scale, the threat 
  of a nationwide badger cull and much illegal activity, not all of it 
  concerning Smith himself.

  Enlisting his loser / over-achiever flatmates, the campus femme 
  fatale, a local Community Support Officer, one recently-liberated 
  Russian wolfhound and many, many beers, Archipelago goes in 
  search of the truth. 

  A campus-set detective spoof that morphs into perilous screwball territory, Borzois and
  Bevuardos (or ‘Kiss That Steak Slice Goodbye’) is a comic mystery for a generation that knows 
  it can't make any real difference so decides to go and get stoned instead.




Alan Devey
Writer - Producer - Presenter


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